BLACKSOFT BEGINS DEVELOPMENT OF PLAYSTATION 2 VERSION OF RPG WORLD!

By STAFF WRITER
Tokyoto, JAPAN- The recently announced upgraded version of RPG World for the immortal, better-than-anything Playstation 2 has commenced development. 
"It's not really a new game," Says Blacksoft programmer Kiyan Kertaio. "We're just going to put the current product into a DVD box. This makes our job much easier." Is Kertaio afraid people will catch on? No. "Most Sony fans have their heads up their asses 75% of the time, so they'd buy this crap no matter what. But to be fair, there will be some upgrades. Trust me- you will be suprised."

"Upgrades? What the hell?" said Electronic Farts CEO, Ivan "Jonesy" Quarter. "We expected RPG World PS2 version to be out in time for the North American PS2 launch! Damn those crazy Japs!" The racist CEO also added, "Looks like we'll have to delay it 6 or 7 months."

"American delay?" Said Kertaio after hearing the news, "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." The president of Sony Consumer Electronics Japan is quoted as saying "Playstation 2 go wacky new fun okay!!"